Congratulations, Michigan assholes.  Your lameness has been duly noted in the Irish Mirror.

https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/four-children-fed-bathed-serial-36966120?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target

And in Scotland’s Daily Record (same article).