It’s a fine time to be a sex predator/offender!

Crushed ED meds in Red Bull for all like-minded white boys over 40! (Even you, J.D.) Cheers!

This may be a good time to pursue employment with the feds if this is you. There’s nothing like having an understanding boss.

Preference will be given to those with experience with infidelity, the documenting of sexual escapades (diary or photos/videos), siring multiple half-siblings (as long as you are current in child support payments), and use of crypto currency for illicit activities. Experience in negotiating, having paid for, or denying the existence of non-disclosure agreements is helpful but not required.

DUIs, drug use (past or present), killing your misbehaving pets, CSC with minors, are all acceptable. Now’s your chance.