Crushed ED meds in Red Bull for all like-minded white boys over 40! (Even you, J.D.) Cheers!

This may be a good time to pursue employment with the feds if this is you. There’s nothing like having an understanding boss.

Preference will be given to those with experience with infidelity, the documenting of sexual escapades (diary or photos/videos), siring multiple half-siblings (as long as you are current in child support payments), and use of crypto currency for illicit activities. Experience in negotiating, having paid for, or denying the existence of non-disclosure agreements is helpful but not required.

DUIs, drug use (past or present), killing your misbehaving pets, CSC with minors, are all acceptable. Now’s your chance.

Advanced DNA testing by Othram-Profile to FBI’s forensic genetic genealogy team–Identification and arrest of suspect for sexual assault of a 14-year-old girl.  Within a year of the incident. The suspect has been linked to a similar crime in the area.

https://www.hrc.org/resources/what-to-do-if-youve-been-the-victim-of-a-hate-crime

One year. It takes a year to run a buccal swab in Michigan if it’s OCCK-related. Coming up on the one-year anniversary. All talk. No action. Another gas-light special.

It is unsurprising that the National Domestic Violence Hotline is currently experiencing a very high volume. Wait times are longer, but here’s where you can get help:

Home

There is also 24/7 access to resources for teen and young adult relationships.

Here is a link to International Domestic Violence Resources:

INTERNATIONAL DOMESTIC VIOLENCE RESOURCES

The National Sexual Assault Hotline (RAIN–Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network):

https://rainn.org/resources

How to identify and assist a human trafficking victim:

https://www.state.gov/identify-and-assist-a-trafficking-victim

To report child sexual exploitation:

https://report.cybertip.org

What to do if you have been the victim of a hate crime:

https://www.hrc.org/resources/what-to-do-if-youve-been-the-victim-of-a-hate-crime

And consider this guide to Rideshare Safety and Sexual Abuse Prevention:

https://www.cordiscosaile.com/rideshare-safety-tips

The responsiveness of the federal government could swiftly change if resources are diverted or priorities are shifted. The status of nonprofits in 2025 could be altered by federal legislation, lessening the protections that currently exist. Some states provide solid resources that parallel what is listed above. Some don’t.

Be vigilant.