The Onion’s 20-minute mockumentary, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile launches in select independent theaters for one day only, October 2, 2025. After that it will be available online.
https://www.wired.com/story/the-onion-made-an-absolutely-unhinged-jeffrey-epstein-mockumentary
Onion CEO Ben Collins explained they decided to fill the enormous information gap in the Epstein case with “complete fucking nonsense.” All satire, of course, contains “bits of truth” and the film is said to skewer Epstein, his friend Trump, and the true crime genre in general.
Here’s the “official teaser”:
The company originally set to distribute the film very recently jumped ship, so The Onion is releasing it independently to theaters not afraid of a little satire.
https://www.avclub.com/the-onion-jeffrey-epstein-bad-pedophile-trailer-release
This film, the Trump-Epstein friendship statue and the film projected on Windsor Castle last week are awesome because one of the world’s most prolific pedophiles should not be protected by a friendship with the president. That’s how these rich pedophiles have always rolled–their “elbow-rubbing” with politicians and titans of industry enhances their cover and tends to prevent mutually assured destruction if the lid gets blown.
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