Protect and serve (yourself)

Come on, man.

https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/denver-police-department-sergeant-arrested-accused-of-internet-luring-of-a-child

Don’t let this sergeant bring his own water bottle to sentencing.

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/texasman-trial-drinks-mysterious-liquid-hearing-verdict-dies-afterwards-denton-county/287-3ca64285-2200-4818-872f-881e8acac0d6