HOW COME, OAKLAND COUNTY?

I thought it was awesome that Frances McDormand won the Oscar last night for Best Actress in Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri.  If you haven’t seen the movie, you should.  McDormand deserved that Oscar.  Sam Rockwell won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor.  He nailed it, too.

McDormand plays a mother who rents three billboards to call attention to her daughter’s murder after seven months of hearing nothing from police.  Rockwell plays a cop and I will just leave it at that.

I think three billboards on I-75, right before Big Beaver Road (Exit 69 and I am not kidding), would read something like this:

FOUR KIDS ABDUCTED, TORTURED WHILE HELD CAPTIVE FOR DAYS/WEEKS, MURDERED AND DUMPED LIKE GARBAGE.

FORTY YEARS AND NO ANSWERS.

HOW COME, OAKLAND COUNTY?